Chuckleheads

This pack of misfits is led by Evan Bayh of Indiana, some kind of twisted Democrat. He has a pack of losers towing the line behind him, like Jeanne Shaheen (D-NH), Kay Hagen (D-NC), Mark Udall (D-CO) and, of course, the feckless Joe Lieberman (I(diot)-CT).  There are 14 in all and poor Evan Bayh, he of little brain power, doesn’t understand why the liberals have a problem with his little group. According to Bayh himself, his little group has no agenda and has “taken no policy positions.” Well, Evan, maybe that’s the problem. This is a “duh” moment if ever there was one.

Here’s some authentic, say-nothing gobbledeygook courtesy of Jeanne Shaheen, who’s slightly better than tree bark. According to Shaheen, the group “is about finding practical, common-sense solutions” to the nation’s challenges. If that isn’t the biggest piece of hooey you’ve ever heard, I want to know what is. She’s really saying let’s pull back and take our time. Let’s take the CONSERVATIVE approach. Well, Jeanne, that’s not what the people mandated, unfortunately. It may well be what your small-town constituents want (and following their mantra is what you need to do to get re-elected in four years), but it may not be what the MAJORITY of Americans want. They want change and they want it now.

The problem with Bayh’s little group is that they sound downright, well, REPUBLICAN. No policy positions. No new ideas. Just obstructionist. That about fits the bill. I say draw up the papers and give these stiffs to the Repugnicans. That’s where they belong.

written by Deb Della Piana \\ tags: Conservadems, Evan Bayh, Repugnicans

Ever since Heath Ledger’s tragic and untimely death, the question of who will next play the Joker in future Batman movies has been swirling around Hollywood. It seems that the hunt has been going on quietly behind the scenes and Heath’s successor has been chosen.

Anticipating her availability after November 2008, the role has been given to Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. Warner Brothers felt that this would be a simple transition for Pelosi who has been joking around on Capitol for about 20 years now.

written by Deb Della Piana \\ tags: coward, impeach, obstructionist, war

What with an approval rating hovering between 9% and 14% over the past several months, it’s becoming downright dangerous for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi to venture outside her DC digs these days. Her failure to reign in the out-of-control Bush administration and end the war in Iraq are particularly irritating to people. However, it is her failure to advance Articles of Impeachment against George W. Bush that has her constituents seething. Her appearance on The View didn’t help. Here she was heard to utter the most boneheaded comment ever when she said she’d be happy to impeach President Bush if someone could point out what law he has broken. Seriously, Nancy, where do you want us to begin?

She recently disguised herself as that lovable alien (no, not the illegal alien type), E.T., and enlisted the help of some neighborhood children to pick up her car at Ralph’s Service Station in order to avoid the angry mob outside her Georgetown townhouse.

written by Deb Della Piana \\ tags: chickenshit, incognito, Pelosi